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Fool's Dark Knight
Price 10oz (Order 3 bags for 10% Volume Discount) $12.75

Riding into the battle for supreme dark roast is our festival of the very best Jamaican Blue Mountain and heartiest Central American coffees, both jousting for your honorable attention. Powerful enough to knock you right back into the middle ages.

French Roast

Fool's Fire Starter
Price 10oz (Order 3 bags for 10% Volume Discount) $10.25

This coffee is so dark, it's dangerous. We keep this extremely robust blend of beans in the roaster so long... they sometimes literally burst into flames. "Rescue" is the focus when roasting these beans... so only pick this coffee if you expect a bean that is on the verge of becoming charcoal.

French Roast

Fool's Flatpicker Fuel
Price 11oz (Order 3 bags for 10% Volume Discount) $16.75

Pick the high note and low note at the same time with our post-roast blend of high energy Breakfast Brew, rich Fool's House Italian and the subtle sweetness of pure Hawaiian Kona. Just the right combo to keep you jammin' through the day... or night!

Fool's Flatpicker Fuel was the coffee of choice for Grammy Winner Brad Davis while recording 'A Bluegrass Tribute To George Jones'.

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Fool's House Espresso
Price 10oz (Order 3 bags for 10% Volume Discount) $9.75

Four of the world's most exotic high grades blended for maximum richness. Enough flavor to excite your hair and blow your hat off. Great as a straight up espresso, or atomic drip coffee.

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Fool's House French
Price 10oz (Order 3 bags for 10% Volume Discount) $9.75

Simply the most challenging of Roasts, it takes a true artist to achieve the darkest, smokiest bean without even the slightest hint of burning. If you are fussy about your French, so are we...

French Roast

Fool's House Italian Dark
Price 10oz (Order 3 bags for 10% Volume Discount) $9.75

If there's one coffee blend that has grabbed America, it's Italian. Used mostly for espresso drinks, this old world coffee also makes great dark drip coffee too. But if you're making espresso drinks, this darker roast is great for latte.

Italian Roast

Fool's House Italian Light
Price 10oz (Order 3 bags for 10% Volume Discount) $9.75

If there's one coffee blend that has grabbed America, it's Italian. Used mostly for espresso drinks, this old world coffee also makes great dark drip coffee too. But if you're making espresso drinks, this lighter roast is great for cappuccino.

Italian Roast

Fool's House Italian Medium
Price 10oz (Order 3 bags for 10% Volume Discount) $9.75

If there's one coffee blend that has grabbed America, it's Italian. Used mostly for espresso drinks, this old world coffee also makes great dark drip coffee too. But if you're making espresso drinks, this is our most popular all-rounder.

Italian Roast

Fool's House Vienna
Price 11oz (Order 3 bags for 10% Volume Discount) $10.75

Just one step above the American Roast, Vienna is something to blow your horn about if you like a speckling of oil on the bean. Great for those who aren't quite ready for the sliding down the Mountain to a darker, much oilier coffee... Italian.

Vienna Roast

Fool's Lock and Load
Price 10oz (Order 3 bags for 10% Volume Discount) $10.25

You're gonna need to lock yourself down before you load this brew. Bang - the taste is simply explosive. Bouncing smokey rich tones with a dirty hairy finish. A purely tactical coffee.

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Fool's Pacific Espresso
Price 10oz (Order 3 bags for 10% Volume Discount) $10.25

You'll think you've died and gone to Seattle when you drink this dark roasted blend. Heavy body with smooth yet strong after taste will have you feeling like you're in the heart of America's coffee capital.

Italian Roast

Fool's Super Blend
Price 10oz (Order 3 bags for 10% Volume Discount) $11.75

Tired of coffee that can't muscle up the caffeine that you need to get through the day? Try our Super Blend. We've added a liquid power solution to this coffee that amps up the caffeine 50%. Drink with care!

Italian Roast

Fool's Velvet Hammer
Price 10oz (Order 3 bags for 10% Volume Discount) $9.75

This is coffee at full swing! Intense in every category, this one has great body and sharp acidity wrapped up in a smoky Italian roast that gives it an intense flavor. A flexible blend that works equally well as both an espresso and dark drip coffee too.

Italian Roast

Foolash Goulash
Price 11oz (Order 3 bags for 10% Volume Discount) $9.95

Are you on a mission to save some coin? Then try our Foolash Goulash, a mix of whatever non-flavored coffees we have left from yesterdays roasting. Sure you might be running from the law on fresh, but you'll escape with a fat wallet drinking this brew. Warning, this coffee is a mystery every time you buy it.

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